Things to know about me:
1. I'm 16 years old.
2. I am currently living in a cardboard box.
3. I am the best cat burglar in San Francisco, anything you need I can get it for you. For a price.
4. I am being hunted by Johnny Malone, the crime boss of the city, and the police.
5. NEVER EVER call me by my name, because i will kill you if you do. If you don't believe me check the obituaries.
My name is Ashley Cresswell, but you can call me Ash.