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From: bookrix.com
Administrator
620 group forum entries |
Best Fake Dating Ad Writing Challenge Starts HERE!
Write the best (or most ridiculous) dating ad you can think of and submit it in this thread between November 22-29. The dating ad doesn’t have to be real or truthful (because most of them aren’t after all). However, it should make us laugh or at least cringe a little. 
You could win one of two Starbucks gift cards worth $25. After all, Starbucks is the classic date spot located on just about any corner.
The mini contest starts today, November 22, and ends November 29 so make sure to post your dating ad in the reply to this thread soon!
Guidelines for the fake dating ad:
* You can only create one fake dating ad so make it the best!
* Your dating ad should be an exercise in brevity – stick to a few lines to lure in love!
* Do not include any personal information in this dating ad – this should be a completely fictional ad that one would place on Craigslist or other classifieds. You wouldn't give out your real home phone number to strangers so don't post it in this fake dating ad please!
* Group members will vote on their favorite two ads to receive the Starbucks $25 gift cards in the Voting thread that will open on November 30.
To participate:
1) Join the “I Love BookRix Writing Contests” group if you're not a member already. Here’s a link to the homepage of this group to do that: http://www.bookrix.com/_group-en-i-love-bookrix-writing-contests
2) Post your short fake dating ad in a reply in this thread. This thread will close on November 29, 12 noon EST, 5 pm London Time/GMT.
3) Vote on your favorite two fake dating ads during the voting period from November 30th to December 7th. Look for the Best Fake Dating Ad Voting thread in the “I Love BookRix Writing Contests” group between November 30 to December 7, 12 noon EST, 5 pm London Time/GMT. Reply in that thread with the usernames of your two favorite dating ad authors.
Have fun conjuring up your fictional love seekers! 
Thanks,
The BookRix Team
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 09:18:31 AM (EST)
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From: lovestoread43
Penman
22 group forum entries |
A Knight in New York
Lonely, but virile male, seeks double-jointed super model who owns a brewery and grows pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having an open-minded twin sister.
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 11:52:13 AM (EST)
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From: scoraus
Penman
13 group forum entries |
From the "Parents Without Partners" personals
LACTATING SINGLE MOTHER OF THREE, PROUD TO HAVE FINALLY KICKED THE HEROIN HABIT, SEEKS FINANCIALLY SECURE LIBERAL PARTNER WHO IS COMFORTABLE WITH PAIN.
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 11:58:11 AM (EST)
Last change: on November 22nd 2010 at 12:00:10 PM (EST)
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From: gooduklady
Novelist
2947 group forum entries |
Alcatraz Prison Penpal Department (via iPod)
Penitent pedophile seeks fresh start. Visits from young ladies between six and fourteen appreciated.
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 12:44:01 PM (EST)
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From: hazel188
Scribbler
1 group forum entry |
Morning Journal
Woman looking for a new start, just out of jail, seeks wealthy man with kids for an excuse to go to Ceder Point, man must be at least 5'10" or taller. If your that man call me at 555-555-5555
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 02:15:43 PM (EST)
Last change: on November 22nd 2010 at 02:16:05 PM (EST)
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From: twilightfrk
1 group forum entry |
Lover Wanted
>Lovesick superhero wanting young girl that is impossibly gorgeous who doesn't mind being kidnapped, blown up, attacked by bad guys, or being left alone for years while pregnant because I decided to return to a planet that doesn't exist. If you fit this description call 911-911-hero
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 07:06:58 PM (EST)
Last change: on November 22nd 2010 at 07:12:34 PM (EST)
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From: orchid678
Wordslinger
45 group forum entries |
Lover Idiot Wanted
Lover Idiot Wanted. Needs to be at least over 30 and loves to eat cow patties. Must be a billionaire and have children so I can make an excuse whenever I invite a 'friend' over. Must work in or works related to a bank so I can get loans for free. And you have to say these words, "Honey, I hate you", then slap me so I can call the police for adult abuse whenever I feel like your not good enough for me. If you're interested, call 000-000-0001!
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 07:54:15 PM (EST)
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From: twilightlol
Penman
9 group forum entries |
I am a carefree supermodel with black hair...
 I am a carefree supermodel with black hair and baby blue eyees that you could get lost in. I want children but not for a while i am 21 yrs. old very compelling and got arrested twice in the last year for disorderly conduct I want a man that is mysterious carefree rich and sexy if you fall under these catagories please call 753-525-5346
Created: on November 22nd 2010 at 11:59:21 PM (EST)
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From: wambuique
Scribbler
3 group forum entries |
HUMOR LOVOR
Laughter,,Lovor,,humor..takor,,,wanted by a Kenyan Author writer and competititor "NAOMI CAMPBELL 2011".."cAn you handle this give me a bazz 1800-wambuique-2-the-rescue..
Created: on November 23rd 2010 at 12:15:15 AM (EST)
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From: himabindu.works8
Scribe
222 group forum entries |
Wanted
Qualities sought:
- strong enough so that he could carry my 20-30 shopping bags easily.
- health conscious(on diet) so that I get to eat everything without sharing and he can eat leftovers.
- Positive attitude, When I put on little a weight he should say you look lovely like a cherub.
- Bad humor so that I won't have competition.
Above all qualities are (for a man-date) mandatory.
Created: on November 23rd 2010 at 02:20:03 AM (EST)
Keep your friends close and critics even closer
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