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Nathan Wolf

Thank you for the warm welcome. We are writers, our words paint pictures of dreams.

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Deleted User

Hello

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jeffschanz

Hey, kiddo. Doin ok?

Deleted User

For the most part but I'm going along just fine. Hbu?

jeffschanz

Good atm. My life is by no means simple, but so far dong awrighty.
School ok? Family not driving you crazy?

Nathan Wolf

I love to tell stories and I enjoy the company of serious writers. I've been a wordsmith, journalist, and editor for most of my career. I have never done fiction.

I have always wanted to try my hand at being a novelist. I knew from experience I had a gift for words. People adored... Show more

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jeffschanz

I've decided to turn a chapter from my shelved SF trilogy into a little novelette, and post it here when it's properly edited. I've always thought the chapter stood alone well, and it could be both fun, and a nice eventual promo for the trilogy.
I'll give a shout out when it's done.

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jeffschanz

Kinda disappointed. I used to be a big Clive Barker fan (books mostly), and thought Hellraiser was pretty cool. Watched it yesterday, but it just doesn't hold up over the years. Looks like 80's schlock now.
That stuff only works if it's funny now, which Hellraiser isn't.

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Calliope

Its the same with most of the 80s horror. Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Puppet Master, etc. aren't what they were when they came out.

jeffschanz

Mostly agree, although there's something in the original idea of Elm that still survives, I think. I don't recall schlocky effects in Halloween. Seems like that was ok last I remember (2 years ago saw it last?), but most of the creature/body parts-fx in 80's movies don't stand... Show more

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jeffschanz

Not the funniest, but its worth a giggle. I do like the white outfits. ;)

https://youtu.be/oliCVn7Ic68

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jeffschanz

Oh yeah I cracked up when that first came out. Still one of their better ads. ;)
I know the Scary Movie films were parodies of horror movies, but the original to do it was this one:
trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM-gFnlnO-o
It has its genuinely hilarious moments, and... Show more

YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM-gFnlnO-o
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jeffschanz

How terrible a person am I if I find this the funniest thing I've seen in a long while?

https://www.boredpanda.com/food-name-fails/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

25 Of The Worst Food Name Fails Ever | Bored Panda https://www.boredpanda.com/food-name-fails/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic You'd think that a food company would want to do some research to make sure that their food isn't ridiculed or doesn't seem repulsive, but some of these guys
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Calliope

The mental imagery is really gross. I can't stop laughing. But Ear Juice? I don't care what ethnicity it is. So not appetizing.

jeffschanz

Mmm. Shrimp flavored crack. What I always wanted.
:D

Calliope

That has to be one of the most appetizing of the bunch. XD

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