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The Mayonnaise Murders Part 2

User: kaoblues
The Mayonnaise Murders Part 2
The early life of Deep Cluck as childhood nerd, as told to me by Johnny Beardy, wasn't exactly the type of story I'd spend my hard-earned money buyin at some store. Still, it’s too bad he was picked on, stomped, spat on, couldn't get a date, etc. And all because he wasn't one of the Full Bloods, which meant he was a mutt. Daddy was some kinda big deal businessman from Earth, but Mommy was from up here on good ole Planet 10. And as if that wasn’t bad enough all by itself, the girl was from V-5 Sector, so you know once word of that started to spread that pretty much spelled a great big KICK ME IN THE ASS sign right on Cluck’s scrawny little back. And you know the thing I still can’t figure out is how bein purebred Earthling is something to be so proud of. Wonder if they've had a look at that place recently...

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