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The Toaster

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User: lazarus67
The Toaster

A frustrated wife buys a gift for her ungrateful,  complaining, miserable husband.                                                                                                                     


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Complaining husband
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JennaB.56

Devious old woman, but a very cute story about growing old.

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lazarus67

It wasn't premeditated...but it was forth-coming.
I was reminded of the of the film called Arsenic and old lace. Eunice is pretty much like one of the two elderly ladies...kindly, but slightly 'touched'.

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storyteller4

The toaster, Laz you are cruel, but I did laugh and I needed that. At first I thought you had read my mind as I began reading . I do not have a senile,living with me, but it does seem ea lot of thing in our home is needing something. Water problems this year and we are finally putting in sump pump. We are cleaning out in the process and have two extra toasters?! Good to read another one of yours.

Mary Lou and I have lived in... Show more

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lazarus67

would like to see some of your pastels.

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bustareadnow

kmsl!! Well I guess he got what he deserve...a good shock!! I enjoyed it Laz! Another good one!! Thanks for the share! :)

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lazarus67

Thanks Debbie...your kind of story, my guess.

bustareadnow

lol! I like a lil humor in a story! It's entertaining to laugh and yours was a good one!

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Deleted User

Good one Laz. The old fart was really shocked by his birthday gift, wasn't he.

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lazarus67

Lol...I guess.

J.C. Laird

Cute story, I suppose we could hope they had upgraded along the way and had circuit breakers installed in that old house....

lazarus67

That...I'm in doubt of.

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george g asztalos

nice story Laz...these witchess are capable of anything :) i just wonder if a man can get so stupid in reality to warm his bath with a toaster? maybe alzheimer is the answer...:)

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lazarus67

I wouldn't be too surprised. ..lol.

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e.r.thaler

Hello Lazlo
What a bittersweet story :D
It makes me giggle, when I finished work.
Greetings from Switzerland, Evi

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lazarus67

Hello Switzerland.

e.r.thaler

Hello Montreal ;-)

lazarus67

Actually I've moved to Cornwall Ontario for 3 years and now I'm in Hawkesbury Ontario. I should change that in my profile.

e.r.thaler

;-) oh sorry, I just remembered, that you where from Montreal, so I send my greetings to Montreal. I hope, you have a good time in Ontario.
For me, it's bedtime, tomorrow I have a strong workday and in Switzerland just midnight has passed ;-) for about an houer :D
I wish you a... Show more

lazarus67

Close enough enough.

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judycolella

Hahaha!! You go, Eunice! Good one, Laz! Nicely done!

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lazarus67

Thanks. You can blame the accident. 4 broken ribs ...not too much mobility...and time to spare. So I got creative again.

paulashene

I noticed errors but there was a box on top said it was translated - did I want original? I hit that and all the errors went away. As did the complainer.

lazarus67

I noticed that too at times. I panicked. But then I realized it was in the translation. Not sure why it does that. Oh well...all is well that ends well... for Eunice as well...lol.

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