Crooked Mile or A Crooked Mile or The Crooked Mile may refer to: "There Was a Crooked Man who walked a crooked mile" The Crooked Mile,
Lady Tasker had missed her way in the Tube. She had been on, or rather
under known ground on the Piccadilly Railway as far as Leicester Square,
but after that she had not heard, or else had forgotten, that in order
to get to Hampstead by the train into which she had stepped she must
change at Camden Town.