WHY," mourned "Red" Kane, "why don't somethin ever happen?"
"Knock wood quick," urged "Kansas" Casey, the deputy sheriff, "or somethin'll happen to you maybe."
"Huh!" snorted Red Kane the skeptic, "I wouldn't mind. Anythin' for a change. A earthquake, or, if you'd have a fit even, it'd help. I ain't particular. D'jever have fits, Kansas?" he added hopefully.